In Sweden, Bamse is the Bear

Let me reiterate: Bamse is THE bear. In Sweden. One might even say TEH bear¹. Every Swede must read Communist comic book Bamse as part of growing up. Here is Skalman on drugs. He is a turtle, but I think of him as a person. Unlike Bamse the Socialist Bear, Skalman is an intellectual. He has a food-and-sleep-clock², which tells him when to eat and sleep and dance and screw. Wouldn't you like a clock like that? Yes you would. What a good clock that would be to have.

¹The Swedish bear is not to be confused with the famous Swedish silent tiger.
²The food-and-sleep-clock is not to be confused with a food-and-sleep cock.