Saturday, December 15, 2007

Al Gore Created the Internet! And He Can Destroy It As Well!



Sexy, brilliant Nobel Peace Prize winner Albert Arnold Gore never claimed he "invented" the Internet. That's just a lie, invented (!) and perpetuated by ugly, stupid, smelly Republicans. Via the Urban Legends Reference Pages:

The "Al Gore said he 'invented' the Internet" put-downs were misleading, out-of-context distortions of something he said during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN's "Late Edition" program on 9 March 1999. When asked to describe what distinguished him from his challenger for the Democratic presidential nomination, Senator Bill Bradley of New Jersey, Gore replied (in part):

During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.

Clearly, although Gore's phrasing was clumsy (and perhaps self-serving), he was not claiming that he "invented" the Internet (in the sense of having designed or implemented it), but that he was responsible, in an economic and legislative sense, for fostering the development of the technology that we now know as the Internet. To claim that Gore was seriously trying to take credit for the "invention" of the Internet is, frankly, just silly political posturing that arose out of a close presidential campaign. Gore never used the word "invent," and the words "create" and "invent" have distinctly different meanings — the former is used in the sense of "to bring about" or "to bring into existence" while the latter is generally used to signify the first instance of someone's thinking up or implementing an idea. (To those who say the words "create" and "invent" mean exactly the same thing, we have to ask why, then, the media overwhelmingly and consistently cited Gore as having claimed he "invented" the Internet, even though he never used that word, and transcripts of what he actually said were readily available.)

Answer: Because it was all RNC spin.

And as for whether Al Gore did, in fact, take "the initiative in creating the Internet"? Well, yeah:

But as the two people who designed the basic architecture and the core protocols that make the Internet work, we would like to acknowledge VP Gore's contributions as a Congressman, Senator and as Vice President. No other elected official, to our knowledge, has made a greater contribution over a longer period of time.

Remember: They* mocked and tortured Jesus, too!

*The Republicans.

5 comments:

Uncle Sammy said...

Yeah, Al Gore creates a lot of shit. Tons.

Koala Mentala said...

You honor Al Gore by talking trash about him via his creation, Teh Internet. It's like that time when my great-great-grandfather Bullock Mentala drunk dialed Alex Graham Bell and called him a fag.

spidercrazy said...
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Koala Mentala said...

Nooo! What happened to that great comment?

Uncle Sammy said...

Never mind the Bullocks!