600 Hours to Doom!

Date line: September! In exactly six hundred human hours (roughly 37,512 minutes), SUPERBLOG!! as we know and hate it will be destroyed! Exploded, one might say. Luckily, it will be replaced with something far, far better. A sort of... SUPERBLOG 2!! (The Blogspot URL has already been altered to reflect this momentous change.)

Several guest-bloggers will be invited. Roland Fassbinder is in talks to contribute. You have been warned. Watch the skies! Doom!! DOOM.

The clock is ticking - it is now 500 hours!

Fuglesang FAIL

Just as always, SUPERBLOG!! top enemy, would-be astronaut Christer Fuglesang AKA Birdsong, has been thwarted by the weather:

Fuglesang was scheduled to join the crew on the Discovery's voyage into space on Tuesday morning but Nasa announced earlier today that a decision had been taken to put off the launch.

Weather is, of course, controlled by God. You might expect Fuglesang to take a hint and remain on the ground. But will he? No. Like a modern-day Icarus, Birdsong continues to attempt to reach the stars, thereby showing his utter contempt for life here on Earth. The Greeks called it hubris, but SUPERBLOG!! calls it FAIL.

Weak!

Have you noticed that SUPERBLOG!! has been weak lately? Oh so weak.

The Best Megan Fox Picture Ever (not really)

A lesson for The Pirate Bay (why didn't I post this link months ago? it might have been fun back then)

Funny or Die: The Ballad of G.I. Joe (mostly Die)

Abhay Khosla's Bram Stoker's Dracula Chapter 4! (if i were a better blogger i would link to parts 1 thru 3, or least a previous post linking to them)

SWINE FLU NOW.