Monday, August 02, 2010

Films in Order from Good to Bad, June-July 2010

Recent studies suggest that motion pictures should be rated with more precision than the classic SUPERBLOG!! Five-Keaton Scale affords. Thus, for this post at least, the "MK5" (as it is known in the business) will be retired, and replaced with the supposedly superior "MK10" scale. Just watch:

A Clockwork Orange (1971) (R)

The Shining (1980) (R)
The Dark Knight (2008) (R)

Superman: The Movie (1978) (R)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) (R)
Greenberg (2010)
The Ghost Writer (2010)

Junebug (2005) (R)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Zero Effect (1998) (R)

The Prestige (2006) (R)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) (R)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) (R)
Heartless (2009)
The Constant Gardener (2005)
A Single Man (2009)
Y tu mamá también (2001)
Time After Time (1979)
Mystery Team (2009)
Cemetery Junction (2010)
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

Winter Kills (1979)
Serenity (2005)
The House of the Devil (2009)
Kicking and Screaming (1995)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) (R)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) (R)
Gwoemul / The Host (2006)
Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972)

Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Dan in Real Life (2007)
Cube: Hypercube (2002) (R)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Män som hatar kvinnor / The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)
Lisa, Lisa / Axe (1977)

Kick-Ass (2010)
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
Luftslottet som sprängdes / The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest (2009)
Flickan som lekte med elden / The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009)
Batman: Gotham Knight (2008)
The Book of Eli (2010)
Date Night (2010)
Flatland: The Film (2007)

Twilight (2008)
Swimming Pool - Der Tod feiert mit / The Pool (2001)

And so it ends. I would have written a little something about each film but I have a bus to nowhere to catch. I hope to see you there.

Yrs probably,

Screencaps from Der Geistskribent (2010) and Der Pool (2001) TM & © SUPPERBLOOD Enterprises. Reproduced with kind permission of the rights holder.


Moocko said...

These ratings *Keats* me out!

KM said...

That's the finest compliment EVER.

Moocko said...

Or maybe just "Keat" would be the correct grammar. (The Big Keat in Heaven still loves me though!)

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

Stopping by to check on you KM. I see you are still wit-fully reviewing movies so I think I can assume you are alive and well.

I actually enjoyed this post. How odd. :-)

xo Mariam

KM said...

I'm glad you corrected yourself so I don't have to correct you like in The Shining.

Thank you for taking pleasure in my stupidities. This is probably the last post of its kind, though. SUPERBLOG!! Dies at Noon!

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

I've heard these threats before. Superblog will never die. ♥

KM said...

Some might argue that SUPERBLOG!! died a long time ago! (SB: A Ghost of a Shell of a Husk of Its Former Self!) But I was specifically referring to the increasingly boring film posts. No more of them, no no. No!

Sohibul mikrat said...

Nice, mantap...

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