Lost Tales of the Hum Dinger

Okay, enough is enough. But he ruled, right?

Do note that this one takes place right between Hum Dinger's origin and his first SUPERBLOG!! appearance. They should have just placed them in sequence and made it easier for everyone.

The Ultimate Fate of Hum Dinger

Do you remember the Hum Dinger from this post or this post or this post? Have you been anxiously asking yourself in the mirror every Friday, Whatever might have become of that Hum Dinger guy? If so:

Hum Dinger: Who He is and How He Came to Be

If, like most people who read the SUPERBLOG!! post Get Rich by Humming! on or after February 09, you've been wondering who Hum Dinger was and how he came to be, I suggest you read the following two pages from a comic book I like to call Spidey Super-Stories #24 since they will reveal everything.

In these pages, you will find out that David Dinger was once a rock singer with a terrible memory who hummed a song instead of singing the lyrics. This curious approach made him an instant success and he changed his first name to "Hum" and the bitches flocked to his shows... until one day when the crowd inexplicably started throwing tomatoes and lemons and salad at him instead. Mr Dinger, realizing his career was probably over, decided to turn to a life of Evil. He started walking the streets with only his trusty guitar and his trusty TV repair kit for company, one of which he later used in his criminal endeavors. But which one?! (SPOILER: He threw away the guitar between panels and he used his TV repair kit to impersonate a TV repairman. As you will maybe see in a later post, maybe.) Anyway, the following two pages will show (SPOILER!) exactly what I have just described:

Humming for evil: sometimes it's the only option left.

Get Rich by Humming!

In my long and pointless life, I have seen many awesome things. But none quite as awesome as... the Hum Dinger!

Page from Spidey Super Stories #24. The comic in question can be downloaded in torrent form from the Internet or purchased from Marvel Entertainment, Inc., 417 5th Avenue, New York, NY 10016, USA. Or possibly not.