I've been away most of this week (I spent the last couple of days in the totally useless city of Gothenburg) but now, as you can summise from the fact that you are reading these words or something, I am back.
About this blog entry: Originally I was intent on furnishing you with a truthful account of my many bizarre erotic advantures, but, alas, no such adventures occurred.
Instead, I post this picture (which I probably swiped from Progressive Ruin) and walk away with my heart full of shame.
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Bizarre erotic adventures!!
Make something up and satisfy your poor friends.
Okay. So, there I was in Gothenburg, staying at this overpriced hotel. And I have a few drinks on my hotel room alone and then some time around midnight, I think, hey, I should like go down to the pool and swim or whatever. So I do that and there's this totally naked chick down there and we fuck and she comes and 16 months later there is a baby and we name the baby BOULEO. It has three clawed extremities and two brains (one good, one evil). SEX.
You should mention the event of the orgasmes to make that wonderful little story "masturbation friendly".
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