Here is what I wrote yesterday:
Happiness Week Part The Fifth
Every night I attempt to copulate with my DVD player as I am CONVINCED that, through SHEER WILLPOWER, I can bring forth a child into this world. Said child shall be named BORELIO, after Sweden's greatest Minister of Trade ever. Together we shall conquer the world, laying continent after continent at our feet. And then... the Death Camps. They will be a beauty to behold.
As a wise man once said, I am sober on Norrland's Silver.
Hey! A link from Rudolph (yeah, the F-nosed one): Inspirational! Cos 2morra Sam & Ich will outperform the star of that movie. U betcha.
Here is what I write 2day: Yabba, here's what fucking I write! I, you say? Who's I? It's me you munchers! Me Uncle Sammy. Let me take you all aboard the loveboat!!! (Where I'll kill you!!)
Happy !!! :-)