Wednesday, September 27, 2006

U diss ME, I diss U



Don't think I haven't noticed how you fuckers have consistently avoided commenting on my blog entries the last week or so (or however long it's been i can't keep track of all my wheelings and dealings) EVEN WHEN the blog entry in question was completely fucking AWESOME (case in point the mary worth one yesterday, too lazy to link to it but if you're reading this like TODAY or in the immediate future rather than in a few weeks or later it's just a bit below this blog entry i'm righting write now). SO. ANYWAY. I think that's sucky behavior on your part especially when you know how emotionally unstable i am you think i have a lot of things in life to be happy about well do you? well it's just not so, and when you DON'T COMMENT i feel HURT and REJECTED and have to go out and have sex with strange women stuck in loveless marriages just to feel validated AND THAT'S NOT HEALTY. Neither is it ethical. But if that's the worst thing i'll burn in hell for i'll have you count myself lucky i guess. SO. YEAH. i've been thinking a lot about global warming lately, what do you think? I saw that Al Gore film and he should have been president right? But i remember he was a complete and utter ass back in 2000 so he deserved to lose. (except he didn't he sort of won, didn't he? and anyway he would have been a thousand times better than that fucking monkey man but everybody knows that i'm not telling u anything new) I was on a bus when the towers fell. I had just had a fight with my then-girlfriend now mortal enemy. It took me awhile before I realized what had happened, but i had a sort of ominous feeling while walking home from the bus stop. Nobody said anything though. Where were you?

GOD I NEED A DRINK

12 comments:

Moocko said...

Cheer up, Koalagzi. I always bear with you and your ramblings, u kno that.

Scott said...

I'm hurt you never comment on my blog!

Cindy-Lou said...

I'm hurt you never comment on my blog either.

P.S. Did God give you a drink?

Afe said...

Koala needs a hug.

spidercrazy said...

That picture would also have been an appropriate comment for this movie.

Koala Mentala said...

Fantastic Fingers? Sounds like Asian porn.

YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED:
1. The only thing God ever gave me was a people's beer and the power to cloud men's minds.

Sara said...

Oh Koala. I have sex with married women, too. It's not at all fulfilling, but it gets me thru the day.

Uncle Sammy said...

What's with all the comments ?!? You're ruining everything!

OCPD said...

You never comment on mine either. Maybe we should form a bloggers' pact and all agree to comment on each others' blogs so we can all pretend to be really popular and have lots of friends!

Sombody I Used to Know said...

OCPD you will learn quickly, none of us around here care about friends or popularity. Expressing ourselves as depraved narcissists is much more fulfilling.

Erika said...

I thought the Swedes were supposed to be the happiest people in the world, or was it the Danes? The Norwegians? Oh, screw it, I don't know.

Koala Mentala said...

Yeah.