Monday, September 11, 2006

The Hatch!

I am back in Sweden and the World. I have had many adventures and misadventures, but mostly neither. I have learned that modern life is rubbish. I have done stupid things and smart things. I have done stupid things that disguised themselves as smart things, and vice versa. That is all there is to say.


Koala Mentala said...

Thanks for the warm welcome back, ASSHOLES. I don't know why I bother. If I could afford to, I'd kill you all.

Sombody I Used to Know said...

I didn't see a welcome back from you either asshole when I got back from Denmark. I consider us even.

(I can't fucking believe I didn't read your last email before I left! Sigh.)

Welcome back never-the-less XOX

zenmonki said...

It could be worse, you could be a faithful fan who ravenously reads every post and comments sporadically but never get's any replies and lies awake at night wondering why oh why even anonymous strangers on the internet refuse to talk to you and find yourself seriously beginning to think you're actually turning invisible. I mean that must be it, right? When you talk / write and nobody answers, it must mean that you don't really exist or that everyone is just a cruel figment of your imagination...

Of course I'm referring to Moocko.

Anyway, nobody cares because this blog SUCKS now. I mean it is so yesterday. You finally realized it yourself that you had no chance at quality so quantity was your only option. And what is with all the Carla love? You need to let Matthew pick the hot women. He's got more experience (at least he claims to) then you. Then again, maybe it was comic books or something else. Personally, I recommend more Jessica.

Don't feel bad though. You had a good run. And besides, even though your blog is so yesterday, mine is still rated as so-last-year. I mean even cobwebs are ashamed to be seen on it.

Koala Mentala said...

Why do you SAY such hurtful things, you evil, petty little man? And don't you realize that your comments have consistently (until now) been SO excellent that we've all been afraid of following them? And don't you realize that SUPERBLOG!! has been down and out again and again for several years, but we've always bounced back at the last minute? And don't you realize that while Jessica Biel may be hot and stuff, Carla Gugino gets us far more hits?

Goo: thanx and welcome back and stuff.

zenmonki said...

"Why do you SAY such hurtful things, you evil, petty little man?"

I am the fire that makes you stronger. Burn, baby burn.