Saturday, June 05, 2010

Films in Order from Good to Bad, April-May 2010

Excellent! Another completely meaningless list of meaninglessness! I love SUPERBLOG!! This time (for a change), I will rate each motion picture on the Michael Keaton Scale, ranging from 5 Keatons (= "Keatonastic! :-)") to 1 lonely Keaton (= "Keatonethic! :-("). I will also use cutting-edge Internet Hyperlink technology to link to AV Club reviews, when relevant. When not relevant, I will not link to anything. That is my promise to you, the reading public.

Ha! Nothing!

Eyes Wide Shut (1999) (R)
Out of the Past (1947)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) (R)

Iron Man 2 (2010)
Iron Man (2008) (R)
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans (2009)
Crazy Heart (2009)
Bob Roberts (1992) (R)
Animal Farm (1954)
Shutter Island (2010)
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Point Blank (1967) (R)
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2009)
Hamlet 2 (2008)
Wiseguy (1996)
Europa (1991)
The Road (2009)

The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
Valhalla (1986)
Shorts (2009)
Prime Cut (1972)
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998)
Angel of Death (2009)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
Avatar (2009)
Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber (2005)

I hope you enjoyed scrolling through this meaningless list of meaninglessness and if for some reason you didn't I hope you die soon. No. Just kidding. I hope you never die, ever.


spidercrazy said...

Soon or never, I wonder which would be worse?

KM said...

We may have to wait and see!!

Moocko said...

Nice seeing Out of the Past getting a higher score than before (should be an R behind it!). I didn't like it much and haven't rewatched it yet, but maybe one day I will (also to justify owning it on dvd).

KM said...

Nice remembering, Mr Memoree!

I can't be bothered with updating the post, but here's a correction:

Out of the Past (1947) should be Out of the Past (1947) (R)

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