Hello. I am Jesus The Christ. I am using SUPERBLOG!! as my Chosen Vessel to contact and comfort you. I want to tell you that everything is going to be alright. Today is the 200th anniversary of my murder at the hands of my dad, GOD. 2000th, I mean. Or something like that. Did they ever bring the killer to justice?! Noo. But I'm happy still. Did you know I can bring the Dead to life? As zombies. Well I can. It's in THE BIBLE. Also, I can turn bread into wine and part the sea and all kinds of shit like that. I have SUPERPOWERS. Did you know I was the WOLVERINE OF THE PRECAMBRIAN ERA? Yeah
