Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Fun #32: The Death of Fun
It's never fun when Fun dies, but sometimes it's necessary. As promised, this is the end of Fun forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. For three months.
GOOD NIGHT SPRINGTON. THERE WILL BE NO ENCORES.
Currently Reading #35: Cousin Super-Tits
Alternate post title: Wood.
Alternate alternate post title: WHAT-?
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Hum Dinger: Who He is and How He Came to Be
If, like most people who read the SUPERBLOG!! post Get Rich by Humming! on or after February 09, you've been wondering who Hum Dinger was and how he came to be, I suggest you read the following two pages from a comic book I like to call Spidey Super-Stories #24 since they will reveal everything.
In these pages, you will find out that David Dinger was once a rock singer with a terrible memory who hummed a song instead of singing the lyrics. This curious approach made him an instant success and he changed his first name to "Hum" and the bitches flocked to his shows... until one day when the crowd inexplicably started throwing tomatoes and lemons and salad at him instead. Mr Dinger, realizing his career was probably over, decided to turn to a life of Evil. He started walking the streets with only his trusty guitar and his trusty TV repair kit for company, one of which he later used in his criminal endeavors. But which one?! (SPOILER: He threw away the guitar between panels and he used his TV repair kit to impersonate a TV repairman. As you will maybe see in a later post, maybe.) Anyway, the following two pages will show (SPOILER!) exactly what I have just described:
Humming for evil: sometimes it's the only option left.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Fun #31: Assholes
Today is Monday. It's a brand new week and here is the second-to-last installment of FUN. I would say that I hope you enjoy it but the truth is that I care very little whether you do or not. FUN has always been an OCD kind of thing, I've knowingly posted sucky image upon sucky image, just because God Told Me To. But soon it will be over because all the FUN images will be Done. Look for Fun #32: The Death of Fun later this week!
Now: "Assholes":
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
You All Everybody
Do you - DO YOU - remember me mentioning a certain "Moo Cow"* in a recent SUPERBLOG!! entry? Well, that very same exact Cow has somehow managed to procure some images SPOILING events in upcoming episodes of the popular television series Lost: Island Blues starring Terence "Terry" Stepfather as the mysterious Mister Locke. Since Mr Cow's own blog was recently closed down by the government, Mr Cow has licensed the images to SUPERBLOG!! for publication. (Only one of them is truly great but I don't want to hurt his feelings so I'm posting them all.)
(*Real name: Markus Chapman, just like MY real name is Klaus Machiavelli.)
Cowboy Joe returns in episode 5.12, "The Good, the Bad, plus also Joe"! Wait for the whistle! SPOILER: "Joe" is short for Jacob.
While this may look like some cheap Taiwanese knockoff (or maybe a spoof!), the picture itself claims that the Pocket Jughead is "Official Lost: Island Blues merchandising" and I see no reason to doubt it. The camera doesn't lie! The product may tie in to an as-yet untitled upcoming episode in which Kate can't find a suitable partner and is forced to take matters into her own hands. Apparently James "Sawyer" Ford will lose his SPOILER! penis in a tragic showdown with the Smoke Monster, and Jack Shepherd is far too busy with island business to think about sex (read: impotent).
Sexuality will also be explored in episode 5.8, "Desmond Does Dallas", guest-starring Bryce Dallas Howard.
Charles "Charlie" Bongoloid will guest-star in the sixth season as the ISLAND GHOST. The Island Ghost is a wholly new character, not to be confused with Charlie Guitarist who died in season 3 (SPOILER alert!). The Island Ghost will be Cowboy Joe's greatest enemy in the fight for hearts and minds that Lost: Island Blues will revolve around in its last season. Of course it will lose in the end but it may strike some serious blows in Joe's face. Some serious Joe-blows!!
Monday, February 09, 2009
Get Rich by Humming!
In my long and pointless life, I have seen many awesome things. But none quite as awesome as... the Hum Dinger!
Page from Spidey Super Stories #24. The comic in question can be downloaded in torrent form from the Internet or purchased from Marvel Entertainment, Inc., 417 5th Avenue, New York, NY 10016, USA. Or possibly not.
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