Friday, December 31, 2010

Hello! Goodbye! We own the night!

EDIT: This SUPERBLOG!! post was co-written by Uncle Sammy.

Hello munchers! Got any spunk left in you, do you?

This is the last SB entry EVER! Here is a list of people we want to thank:

Rudolf; U cheap bastard.
Moko, U moko
Goo, You draw good.
George W Buddha
Spiderboyo, U are comical.
Everybody we forgot

Here are some other people:

Tom Krus
Klaus Kinski

Facebook forever !!!

Monday, October 18, 2010

You're Wrong!

SUPERBLOG!! will never die.

It may stumble and fall and suck and blow. It may be an occasional embarrassment. By which I mean a constant embarrassment. It may be an outdated experiment. It may be a Nothing blog, Rarely Updated, Ignored By Its Former Fans and Even Its Creators. It may continually make promises of radical changes that never happen.

But it is the Alpha and the Omega. It is the Light-Bringer. It is the Christ. It's your father and mother and brother and lover. But better than all of them, because it will be with you always, even to the End of Tim. And the End of Time.

SUPERBLOG!! was here before you were born, and it will be here long after you are all dead dead dead

If I'm lying, may the Lord punish me by striking me with a bad case of hubris.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Old Things New!

This picture is old! But for me it was NEW!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Soon: Doom

SUPERBLOG TWO!! Roland Fassbinder! It's here! Soon! Doom!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010


Wednesday, September 01, 2010

600 Hours to Doom!

Date line: September! In exactly six hundred human hours (roughly 37,512 minutes), SUPERBLOG!! as we know and hate it will be destroyed! Exploded, one might say. Luckily, it will be replaced with something far, far better. A sort of... SUPERBLOG 2!! (The Blogspot URL has already been altered to reflect this momentous change.)

Several guest-bloggers will be invited. Roland Fassbinder is in talks to contribute. You have been warned. Watch the skies! Doom!! DOOM.

The clock is ticking - it is now 500 hours!

Monday, August 02, 2010

Films in Order from Good to Bad, June-July 2010

Recent studies suggest that motion pictures should be rated with more precision than the classic SUPERBLOG!! Five-Keaton Scale affords. Thus, for this post at least, the "MK5" (as it is known in the business) will be retired, and replaced with the supposedly superior "MK10" scale. Just watch:

A Clockwork Orange (1971) (R)

The Shining (1980) (R)
The Dark Knight (2008) (R)

Superman: The Movie (1978) (R)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) (R)
Greenberg (2010)
The Ghost Writer (2010)

Junebug (2005) (R)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Zero Effect (1998) (R)

The Prestige (2006) (R)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) (R)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) (R)
Heartless (2009)
The Constant Gardener (2005)
A Single Man (2009)
Y tu mamá también (2001)
Time After Time (1979)
Mystery Team (2009)
Cemetery Junction (2010)
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

Winter Kills (1979)
Serenity (2005)
The House of the Devil (2009)
Kicking and Screaming (1995)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) (R)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) (R)
Gwoemul / The Host (2006)
Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972)

Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Dan in Real Life (2007)
Cube: Hypercube (2002) (R)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Män som hatar kvinnor / The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)
Lisa, Lisa / Axe (1977)

Kick-Ass (2010)
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
Luftslottet som sprängdes / The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest (2009)
Flickan som lekte med elden / The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009)
Batman: Gotham Knight (2008)
The Book of Eli (2010)
Date Night (2010)
Flatland: The Film (2007)

Twilight (2008)
Swimming Pool - Der Tod feiert mit / The Pool (2001)

And so it ends. I would have written a little something about each film but I have a bus to nowhere to catch. I hope to see you there.

Yrs probably,

Screencaps from Der Geistskribent (2010) and Der Pool (2001) TM & © SUPPERBLOOD Enterprises. Reproduced with kind permission of the rights holder.