See How Funny Arnold Thinks Tom Arnold Looks With A Beard

Tom should grow a real beard to make the governor happy. A great white wonderful beard.

I Mash Your Face & + Happy Rudolph

I have two things to say and then I'll get away and leave you be.

1) I MASH YOUR FACE. This message is aimed at my ko-blogger, Spammy. He was supposed to blog about the so-called Ikano Drama but has he done so no he has not. Therefore he is gay.

2) HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS, ENEMY NO. 1. Rudolph, or as he is called in his native Swedish, Rudolf, is 70 years old today unless I have miscalculated and he is younger. Rudolf/ph may have destroyed my computer for all time (it is making ominous noices as I type) but I congratulate him nonetheless. Here is a blog post from somewhere that explains everything about Rudy.

3) There is no third item.