You're Wrong!

SUPERBLOG!! will never die.

It may stumble and fall and suck and blow. It may be an occasional embarrassment. By which I mean a constant embarrassment. It may be an outdated experiment. It may be a Nothing blog, Rarely Updated, Ignored By Its Former Fans and Even Its Creators. It may continually make promises of radical changes that never happen.

But it is the Alpha and the Omega. It is the Light-Bringer. It is the Christ. It's your father and mother and brother and lover. But better than all of them, because it will be with you always, even to the End of Tim. And the End of Time.

SUPERBLOG!! was here before you were born, and it will be here long after you are all dead dead dead

If I'm lying, may the Lord punish me by striking me with a bad case of hubris.

Straight Talk Express!

Hello my children! I don't have any real actual biological children of my own (because I use condoms) (and also because women very rarely want to have sex with me) so instead I like to think of each and every reader of SUPERBLOG!! as part of my vast spiritual progeny! How disgusting is that?!? Anyway. People have been wondering stuff so it's time once again (??) for the...

SUPERBLOG!! FAQ

Q: WTF was all that talk about "A New Dawn" for SUPERBLOG!!? Was it all just talk? Did the talk mean something? Was it just talky stuff? Talk?

A: There is a famous poem by Robert Burns that is applicable to this situation:

The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go often askew,
And leave us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy!

Q: How many manhours does it take every week to keep SUPERBLOG!! going?

A: Anywhere between 50 and 200 hours. (That's not counting research, of course.) Sometimes up to 400 hours. Once, a single blog entry took almost 1,000 hours to complete. (It was this one.) (Sucker! It totally wasn't. It was this one. Danny just wouldn't stay still to pose for the photo. Eventually we had to just pluck a ready-made picture off the internet.)

Q: Whose side are you on?

A: That would be telling.

(That's a quote from The Prisoner. Did you catch it? A cookie for you! And also you win a bonus question!!!)

Q: When is Patrick McGoohan coming back?

A: Sorry, Patrick McGoohan is dead and never coming back. I know you want him to. We all miss him terribly. But what if you got your wish and he (TWIST!) came back as a zombie?! Rotty and decaying and hungry for brains... Would that really be all that great? Or like in Pet Sematary, all murderous and stuff? It just wouldn't be the same. Let him rot in peace, SUPERBLOG!! says.

DO NOT WANT STABBY McGOOHAN

A New Dawn for SUPERBLOG!!

Poor John McCain! Who would have thought that abandoning everything he stood for wouldn't work? Ha ha. Stupid war hero.

Here, finally, is a new dawn for SUPERBLOG!!. Yay! And for America. Maybe. (Probably not.) But check it: Did I tell you five months ago that Barack would OWN the election? Yes I did. I have eerie powers.

Election Watch! #3

Left: Typical Obama Supporter. Right: Typical McCain Supporter.

It's like 8-3 to McCain at the moment but everything points to an Obama Tsunami!

John McCain: Reformed Maverick

From the September 5th episode of The Daily Show: a short but accurate biography of presidential candidate John McCain. Narrated by Ian McShane!* (Here he is again! And again!)



(Official link and alternate download location, in case YouTube removes it. Or, you know, you can just torrent the episode.)

*That rhymes.

Ha Ha, McCain is Old

John McCain is an old man and he smells and he carries around a lucky compass, a lucky feather, a lucky penny and a lucky rock. How insane.

Picture from MAD Magazine.