Almond Paste #2: The Ball Gag

2009 will be the year of almond paste. Happy New 2009!

Fun #26: Swedes

Today in FUN we'll be looking at some famous Swedes.

1 & 2. Lasse Berghagen (Lassie Mountainmeadow) and Loket (The Train). Two extremely popular and respected Swedish television personalities. The Train is the little fat one.


3. Pippi Lockstocking (with friends). Pippi is a fictional character and does not exist at all.


4. Lukas Moodysson. Lukas directed some movies before vanishing into obscurity. He was most famous for sometimes wearing bear-ears in public. In the photo he is using hand gestures to tell his critics to Shut the Fuck Up.


5. Lukas again, seen here with his posse of actors. To the right in the picture is Loa Falkman (Leo Hawkman), one of Sweden's top singers and racenteurs. Loa/Leo is also an actor and a baryton.


6. Bonus Swedish Fun Image! Is is a fake movie poster for a movie called "The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing" in Swedish. The title could be interpreted as anti-Semitic but I think it is just intended as some good old ripping FUN.

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Almond Paste #1: The Mixing

Yes. That's how it began. Me and my friends mixed caramel-paint with almond paste and with our creative minds we made ART. Sexual ART!!! More almond past pictures will surely come to this excellent blog !!

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Merry Lankar

If, like me, you prefer to spend the Holidays on the Internet instead of with loved ones, here are some hyperlinks you can click on. Each will bring up a different "site" on the World Wide Web! AWESOMA LINK MADNESS. (When was the last time you heard somebody actually use the words "world wide web"? Be honest.)

ALF VS. PREDATOR

Ultimate Fighting Championship FUNNY leg-kick (warning: pretty violent, but sports always are)

Watchmen: The condensed version (Comics for the lazy)

Tales Of The Black Freighter - reconstructed (Comics)

Achewood Just For Me: Cabs are a penny (Comics)

Presidents Izen-Hower and Nee-Xon (Comics covers)

Pass me the grafting serum (Comics)

Snorlax on YouTube (Those guys are trying too hard)

Cultural differences (Joke)

Noe: Ship of Fools (Some cover)

Overheard in New York:
10th wedding anniversary
Tons of coke
Airport

Commodore 64 game of the day (Games)

LOLcat SUPERBLOG!!

Erotic video: Japanese girl shows how to kiss

How many Asians can you fit on a train?:

(Video sent in by Racist Rudolph)

Shocking math: 3 to the power of 4 * 425 = 34 425!! (Math)

The Blog of Mapa Apa! (actually Ma Paapa)

Best name ever (Names)

NOTE: LANKAR is Swedish for links.

Any Day now!!! Almond Paste!!

Yesterday I almost blogged about almond paste! So this means big almond paste Day tomorrow!?
Meeri christmas to all of you from all of me!

The Season of Nutmeg is Upon Us

Ha ha! I was just kidding the other day, it's Christmas as usual - suckers! Have some nutmeg:

In addition to being a common household spice, nutmeg is known for its psychoactive properties as a deliriant. Deliriants are a family of strong psychoactive substances that include datura and amanita mushrooms.

Ha ha! It will fuck you up on Xmas Eve. Both royally and legally! WARNING: May cause dry mouth.

p.s. Santa is dead. Tell yr kids:

Ha ha! That's just a drawing on a 'plane and not an actual squashed Sandy Claws. Santa is alive and well. SANTA CAN NEVER DIE. Try and kill him all you want, it won't take.

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(And yes I know the "Recent Comments" widget is weirding out both here and elsewhere but nobody on all the internets knows why.)

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