There's a Storm Coming!

Just ask Sarah Connor:



Or Donnie Darko:



Or Harry Potter:



Or even Batman! (maybe):



The storm is a metaphor, see?

Sausage

Listen I'll have to make this quick because I only have a little less than a minute before the clock rings and my eggs are done so I guess I'll just have to tell you nothing at all because I forgot what I was originally going to write when I sat down to blog well, that's what happens you should always have a plan

Damn

Wrestling the Snake

Remember in the Bible, when Jesus had to wrestle that snake, huh? And the snake just grew and grew, and then it sprayed some foam or something in Jesus's face? Remember that?

SUPERBLOG!!: Foam-Free