Or, well, yeah, they can. And besides, it's not actually ten thousand different people because some of you visit regularly, but are still recounted as "unique" visitors for some reason. The actual number is probably more like 112. And 110 of those came looking for Carla Gugino's tits. (Seriously, that's by far our most popular entry the past month. I don't know why we blog about anything else.)
It's not even 10,000 yet. As I type this, the counter says "9917". Maybe we'll never reach 10K. It would be too bad because I already bought a cake to put in the scanner to mark this momentous occasion. (Just kidding, sorry. But I do promise to scan something interesting, and possibly edible, in the near future.)
To show what a fucking anarchist I am, I stole the above image from this site. My apologies to everyone involved.
Scan anything but jelly beans.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm gonna scan some jelly beans.
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ReplyDeleteCongratulats Superblog!!
ReplyDeleteP.S- Am I counted as one of the two who didn't come looking for tits? Because I didn't get here for the tits, but now that I think about it. I was surfing blogs in hopes of finding some...
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ReplyDeleteThat anonymous post was me
ReplyDeleteYou're not counted at all. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.
ReplyDeleteOh thanks...*grumble* I should count.
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