Just as always, SUPERBLOG!! top enemy, would-be astronaut Christer Fuglesang AKA Birdsong, has been thwarted by the weather:
Fuglesang was scheduled to join the crew on the Discovery's voyage into space on Tuesday morning but Nasa announced earlier today that a decision had been taken to put off the launch.
Weather is, of course, controlled by God. You might expect Fuglesang to take a hint and remain on the ground. But will he? No. Like a modern-day Icarus, Birdsong continues to attempt to reach the stars, thereby showing his utter contempt for life here on Earth. The Greeks called it hubris, but SUPERBLOG!! calls it FAIL.
This post was epic win and epic lol.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mr Moko! My only mistake was that I didn't title this post FAILESANG.
ReplyDeleteAccording to My reliable sources... Mr Fuglesang
ReplyDeletewas Once called mr drinking hose. But in swedish..
Suck on that hose.
Yes, they called him Mr Slang. Mr Dricka Slang.
ReplyDeleteYou're just jealous. Maybe not for the space travel, but for the opportunity to leave this stinking earth.
ReplyDeleteActually it was fylleslang
ReplyDeleteHey guys, have you heard the latest? Astro Boy's insane journey got delayed again!! He will never get off the ground, and if he does he will fuck it up somehow anyway. You heard it here 1st.
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