Odds and Sods

Proving once again that SUPERBLOG!! is a better blog by far than any blog ever in the entire history of everything and then some, here are sixteen entries in one:


1. Carmen Lied to Us, and Other Stories of Misery and Betrayal

Have you ever seen a happier mug shot than Tom DeLay's above? I haven't. By the way, did you know Carmen Electra's real name is Tara Patrick? I didn't. That changes everything.

When I'm 62, I wanna look just like George Clinton. Actually, I wanna look like that when I'm 32. If I'm alive then, which I probably won't be, as loyal readers know.


2. Oh Five

I like JibJab's year-end Flash movie ("2-0-5"), but their server is constantly crapping out so you can see it at MSN instead, maybe. Or not. The picture quality is kinda poor, but it's amusing nonetheless. JibJab was/were mentioned once before on SUPERBLOG!!, almost a year ago, and that caused their hits to triple overnight.


3. Children Can Be Cruel

So I was standing in line at the store when I had an epiphany that will only make sense to people who speak Swedish. The girl behind the register had a name tag that said Britta. I said to myself, "That's an unusual name for a young(ish) chickling." A couple of minutes later, while walking home, I suddenly realized why few girls today are called Britta...


4. Suicide Update

I'm still alive and I plan to take a trip two days from now, on Friday the 13th, so perhaps suicide won't be necessary after all. SUPERBLOG!! is a very superstitious blog.


5-16. Yeah, like I was really going to write sixteen entries. You get what you get.

The winds cry BITTERNESS!!