The last time Unky was here in my home he infected me with disease and he also accidentally left a couple of pirated DVDs. And a few weeks ago I was going to watch one of them, the movie adaptation of Neil Gaiman's Stardust, but the picture quality wasn't good so I didn't, and I still haven't, and maybe I never will. And that is reason #8 why Sammy sucks.
Stardust sucks too.
ReplyDeleteNo, wait, I don't suck at all.
ReplyDeleteBut it's 76% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes and has Generally Favorable reviews on Metacritic. Whereas YOU are listed as Generally Despised!
ReplyDeleteMy mistake. Actually, you're "Groovy early 60s fun".
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