This is the border between Sweden and Norway. People in Norway are messed up in their heads, especially Runar. He was married to Carola and she was and is also messed up in her head.
Carola is a full blown pop star who drives a Harley Davidson, enjoys Hang Gliding and water skiing and finds her spirit in the church.
She belongs to the Word of Life Church in Uppsala which is full of people who are like; Jebus! Jebus! I want to grow a penis in my fore head. Crazy. But to hell with all the crazy people now. Let me tell you about myself instead. I drank the beer with Koala and we watched Star Trek and Rudolph was there too but he was tired and slept instead of watching the whale fucker named Spock. Tomorrow I'll buy another car. Bye bye from Sweden for now.
Wow I love reading your blog, it's like vacationing in another country everyday! I want to see the capital of Sweden, can your next road trip be to Oslo?
ReplyDeleteThe Beer.
ReplyDeleteWe have someone like Runar here in the states. But we call her Dionne Warwick. She has a psychic friends network you know.
ReplyDeleteBye-bye!
Nuh-uh. Dionne Warwick's nothing like Runar. Has Dionne Warwick ever shot a moose from her bedroom window? Is Dionne Warwick friends with dentist/popstar Dr Alban?
ReplyDeleteit wasn't a moose (or elk) it was a roe (a sort of deer) and he never shot it because he missed. He only succeeded to make Carola halfdeaf for 5 min. and a life-enduring rumour about himself as hunt-crazy.
ReplyDeleteb.t.w. I included Koala via Spidercrazy into a book-list-challenge. But you'll have to translate the questions yourself. I'm going to sleep now. (Unfortunately I can't sleep with one half of my head and blog with the other...)
A bathroom window was it. (isn't it mental to remember such idiotic things?)
ReplyDeleteWi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden thi yer?
ReplyDeleteSee the løveli lakes
ReplyDeleteThe wønderful telephøne system
ReplyDeleteAnd mani interesting furry animals
ReplyDeleteIncluding the majestic møøse
ReplyDeleteThank you!
ReplyDeleteFor all the comments!
ReplyDeleteA Møøse once bit my sister ...
ReplyDeleteThen she shot it in the kisser!
ReplyDeleteI love limericks!
there once was a man from nantucket...
ReplyDeletehe he.
He was obsessed with photo bucket?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant post, Unc. Brilliant.