You know, I fully intended to keep doing this for each week of my vacation, but it didn't happen because I've been a zillion billion miles from a functioning computer.
Anyways, today was a very sad day because my vacation is over so I had to go back to work. Well, I didn't have to, but it seemed like a good idea because this blog brings in WAY too little cash! What's the matter with you people? You're supposed to DONATE MONEY! Send me a million dollars right away or I will rip out your eyes and feed them to my pet gerbil. APRIL FOOLS! I don't have a gerbil. So I'll have to eat them myself. And your eyes probably taste YUCKY. Who needs that?
Anyways, here's what I did during weeks 2 thru 4 of my stupid vacation: Was in Linköping and Västervik and Stockholm and probably elsewhere (can't remember). Also in Falun, where I live. Visited friends and drank beer and watched football and read comic books and a few real books with just words in them. Drank more beer. Had a dream in which a baby goat was trying to eat my fingers. (Can anyone tell me what it means? Some suggestions.) Watched a trillion DVDs. Went shopping. Drank beer. Visited a mine! Etc.
Anyways. This has been an extremely hot summer so far but my research shows that it was hot last year too. My research also indicates that more than 98% of SUPERBLOG!!'s visitors gave up on this blog entry before making it this far in the text so congratulations to YOU on being SUPER SPECIAL!
All it matters you had fun right?
ReplyDeleteLet he who has never used Rohypnol to date-rape a goat cast the first stone.
ReplyDeleteCan I be a contributor to the NEW Soulfukt?
ReplyDeleteYea! I'm super special! Can you believe it took me three tries to spell "special" right?
ReplyDeleteChrist, I'm stupid.
The new Soulfukt?? What are you talking about Matthew? You miss me so much you're having dillusions. This is only natural. Take a deep breath and some rohypnol, it will help.
ReplyDeleteWell, what do you know? I'm in the top 2%!
ReplyDeleteOr the bottom 2%, depending on how you look at it.
Matthew:
I remember a certain Goat that really cracked you up.
Dude, I KNOW exactly what you're thinking. That's why I learned to hover. In fact, to be extra sure, I left clicked that link and checked the properties. NO WAY am I falling for that again!
ReplyDeleteMatthew: Of course you can.
ReplyDeleteGoatse for everyone!