Famous Swedes #2: Iprenmannen

This is one of Sweden's most beloved actors of all time. He is Iprenmannen, the Ipren Man, and it's his job to walk around with a guitar, singing the Ipren Song:

Jag är Ipren den intrelligenta värktabletten. Mot värk och feber är jag en effektiv en. Smärtstillande febernedsättande ja, Ipren är helt enkelt intelligent. Jag har antiinflammatoriska egenskaper. Bra mot muskelvärk ryggvärk och ledvärk. En Ipren fyrahundra milligram hjälper oftast bättre än två receptfria tabletter med Paracetamol till exempel Alvedon vid huvudvärk mensvärk och tandvärk. Jag är Ipren den intelligenta värktabletten.

Why is he doing this? Because he gets paid. Who pays him? Pfizer. Why do they pay him? Because he's trying to market a product called Ipren for them (hence his name). Ipren contains ibuprofen, or, as I like to call it, 2-(p-isobutylphenyl)propionic acid, which is a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Pfucking Pfizer calls it "the intelligent painkiller".

Iprenmannen's real name is Johann Neumann but nobody knows that except you and me. He was born in Austria, just like Adolf Hitler.

Watch the Ipren Man in action here! See him parody Sound of Music! Have you ever seen such a wild and crazy guy?! Imagine what he must be like in bed!