Photo #62: Ancient Porn

Look at this, it's a naked chick having raw animal sex!! Nope, just kidding, it's the Queen of the Night which is almost the same thing. I took that photo in London and that's the city where they speak English instead of American.

Although we do not know exactly who she is, we have called her the 'Queen of the Night' because of her drooping wings, the owls on either side of her and because the background of the plaque was once black.

You stupid Brits!! I command you to rename her 'Naked Chick having Raw Animal Sex' because that's what people think when they see her. Here's another chick from London. Ta-da! Wow I sound like I'm gay! I'm not. Anyway... last time I posted I claimed that most of you are stupid and yes, most of you are incredibly stupid which is why I'll link to this educational site about ancient porn in ancient Rome. Learn for God's sake!!! Learn about the fascinating phallus and other genital related things!

"Here Harpocras has had a good fuck with Drauca for a denarius." (C.I.L. IV, 2193; graffiti in a brothel at Pompeii)

Fuck, fuckity fuck! Hey! This was worth mentioning too. If you google "educational site" you'll get 666,000 hits. That probably means something.