What. The. Fuck. I found this package of cocoa (or is it cacao?) in a cupboard. Tell me it doesn't look like someone took a baseball bat to that poor girl's mouth and smashed her teeth. And yet she's laughing! Perhaps she's hysterical with terror.
I know I am.
I accidently hit my little sister in the head with a baseball bat when she was 7. Once she regained consciousness she wasn't laughing. I didn't knock her teeth out but I think the story would have turned out better if I had.
ReplyDeleteThat kid certainly loves her cocoa.
ReplyDeleteDid the beating have any lasting effects?
ReplyDeleteOnly a person with a sick mind would think of that. Or a Norwegian.
ReplyDeleteOr an American, especially an American from Texas.
ReplyDeleteShe likes to tell people the story after Boy has done something worthy of an ass whooping. She's all "Watch out, Boy! Yer ma will cer-ack ya reel good'un if you don watch yerself!"
ReplyDeleteI hit her in the head so any scar that would have been left is covered up by hair. Any brain damage can be blamed on our mom for smoking weed when she was pregnant.
I did a Karate move on my brother where I leg sweeped him. He hit the ground hard and got knocked out. I thought he was kidding at first, but after a few moments he woke up in a daze. Man, that sucked.
ReplyDeletecome on, everbody likes a little scat.
ReplyDeleteYour stories prove my point: Kids are vicious, violent bastards.
ReplyDeleteNo, wait, that wasn't my point.
Maybe it should be.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the outcome of what happens to your teeth when you eat too much chocolate!!!
ReplyDeleteSomeone comes over to your house and smashes your face in with a baseball bat?
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