Today's entry was triggered by a discussion at the pub yesterday. I was trying to convince a Star Wars fan that Liam Neeson's character in the terrible Episode One is extremely fucking weak.
I'm not the only one to notice Neeson's suckiness. Check this out. I scanned it from Submedia #1 (an interesting but practically unreadable comics magazine, published in 1999). It asks the question "Is there a more incompetent Jedi than Oskar Schindler?" and proceeds to list his accomplishments.
I suggest clicking for a larger image. It will still be frustrating to read, but in your heart you know it's worth it.
I'll just take your word for it.
ReplyDeleteI have to go buy food now.
You guys, I can't take it anymore. Your level of hilarity has reached the point where simple orgasmic laughs will not suffice. I've started a project called Tubular inc. and I would honestly be honoured if you could be a part of it. No jokes, I would.
ReplyDeletewww.2ube.blogspot.com is where you can find it. Respond by commenting on it, and I'll add you to the team.
Please please consider, because I'd have to take my own life and possibly that of millions of innocent kittens and babies if you didn't join me.
Also, join us.
Together we could rule the internet, as father and son.
And no, the celebrity was not
ReplyDeleteBethglböcsroppeaåflsoelfjs. Sorry man.
I will consider things all night long. Starting NOW.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty funny. Obi Wan also got the spank put on him too. How many times did Jango mess him up anyway?
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