If Dubya Did Not Exist, We Would Have to Invent Him

If, like the vast majority of people in the world, you're less than happy with the current prez of the United States, why don't you remodel him, like I did above?

Yes, that's right. Now you can build your own Dubya! Remake him into a sane and cool and competent person! Or just go nuts! Anything is possible! The sky's the limit!

Also available: former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein.