Here is a photo I took of a famous actor named Nicolas Cage. Actually it's a photo of a poster with Nicolas Cage. Or actually it's probably a digital reproduction of a printing that features a digital painting of Nicolas Cage, or something. Everything's digital these days, and people are scared. They look to Nicolas Cage for support, but he's off fighting mummies or whatever.
The point is that I own this photograph and if you want to use it you have to pay me money.
I don't want to use it. Actually, I never even wanted to see Nicholas Cage, so instead, you owe me money for wasting my time.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to a new lengthy row of movie reviews.
ReplyDeleteHere's what I want to know and you want to tell me: Why is Fred Olen Ray an anagram for Dreary Felon? Why?!
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm getting a kick out of it, that's why.
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