Sweden's largest tabloid, The Daily Communist, reports that Christer Fuglesang, would-be astronaut, has once again been thwarted in his pathetic and ill-conceived attempts to leave Mother Earth. The stated reason: Fuglesang is simply too gay for space. And also the clouds are his enemy. (Which incidentally means that THE CLOUDS ARE SUPERBLOG!!'S FRIENDS. Shout it from the rooftops.)
A little known fact about Fuglesang: his name is an ancient Swedish word that means "Birdsong". As if birds could survive in space! How stupid!
P.S. SUPERBLOG!! has written about Mr Birdsong several times before but I refuse to provide links, on ethical grounds.
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It's easy. I hear many people say that space travels are unnecessary and costs too much money. They probably already know that the US government spends a lot more money on war and defense than on science and space exploration.
ReplyDeleteI find it amusing how this blog post uses humor and sarcasm to critique the idea of space travel.
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