O Lord, accept this offering as a token of my awe and respect for Thee. Thou may eat the creature, or engage in intercourse with it, or make of it what Thou wilt. In return, I ask only that Thou maketh my harvest plentiful, and grant me a long and successful life and career, and allow me to dominate and harass others according to my whims. And bring me Carla Gugino's phone number, so that I may call her up in the middle of the night and shout obscenities and insults in her ear. Thus will love bloom. And, as ever, let SUPERBLOG!! prosper, and let our enemies get cancer.
O Lord, please zoom in to better observe the creature's brains. I smashed the creature good. It is in Hell now, Lord.
Yes my son, it is Hell now.
ReplyDeleteKilling innocent creatures is bad karma, you know.
ReplyDeleteI just finished a book and the flies in it layed eggs in people. The eggs turned into maggots and ate the people from the inside out. Thank you for killing it before it could lay its eggs in some poor fool.
ReplyDeletethx for sharing your heartfelt prayer km. it was beautiful.
ReplyDeletehere is Carla's phone #: 619-555-6663
That fly had biological weapons capable of killing hundreds of thousands of of poor Swedes with all sorts of infectious diseases and shit. These weapons could be delivered either by fly drones, or by infecting the passengers of a plane landing at Stockholm International Airport with less than an ounce poop spread through the plane's air conditioning system. I think its time for a jihad against flies!
ReplyDeletewhy come you haven't posted on SoulFukt lately? I thought this was your baby. You don't want to abandon your baby in a dumpster like a teenager on prom night, do you?
ReplyDeleteSeoulphukt is now a bastard child. I have just recently come to accept this reality.
ReplyDeleteKoala have you read your e-mail lately? That project idea I was telling you about... if you don't have time to begin it, let me know and I will pass the torch to someone else. Not that you cannot participate somewhere in the middle, I am just eager to get it started. :-)
I will sort out both Soulfukt and Goo's project tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI will sort out the rest.
ReplyDeleteHow about sorting my laundry? It doesn't do it by itself, you know.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Start sorting them panties!
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