My home is being haunted by a prag monkey, and said monkey has an irrational fear of fauns, so this SUPERBLOG!! entry is an attempt to drive it away. Begone, prag monkey!
Hey! Why drink tasty yet inexpensive beer in the comfort of your home when you can go out on the town and pay exorbitant prices for crappy, watered-down brew at some boring place for stupid hicks? That's my philosophy and that's why I'm out of here.
How did the monkey even get in your house? Do you not lock your doors and windows every time you leave?
ReplyDeleteUh, I invited it. Uh.
ReplyDeleteWhoo yeah, a pragmatic monkey sure can create one hell of a ruckus.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's gone now.
You are misinformed, Sir.
ReplyDeletePrag monkee.