Tuesday, January 17, 2006

An Embarrassment of Shit

Hello

An Embarrassment of Shit.
Yeah, I coined that phrase earlier today. Brilliant, if you ask me. Use it or lose it, bitches!

Everything Explained Once and For All.
The name Britta rhymes with fitta, which is Swedish for (wait for it) cunt. That's why only the evilest of parents in Sweden would contemplate naming their little girl thusly. Here are some Brittas. They have our sympathy.

Loneliness and Despair.
After a massive uprising among SUPERBLOG!! fans, I've decided to resume my novel. Check for it some time this decade.

Television Should be Televised.
Brilliant but cancelled: Lookwell!, by Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel, and starring Adam "Superman" West! Here's a twenty, let's agree to disagree.

14 comments:

Matthew said...

I thought Adam West played "The Green Lantern." In either event, that show was awesome! Were there anymore episodes?

Koala Mentala said...

You know, Matt, I actually started writing "Adam 'Green Lantern' West" but then I thought that "Superman" would be slightly stupider, and therefore funner.

Sadly, I think that's the only existing episode of the loveliness that is Lockwell!

Uncle Sammy said...

NERDS!!!

Happy Hiker said...

I will never look at my Britta water filter the same.

Koala Mentala said...

Moderates:
The party states that its ideology is a mix of liberalism and conservatism. [...] Since Fredrik Reinfeldt became party leader, the party has moved to the center and much of the libertarianism has been replaced by a more centrist policy.

Liberals:
The official party ideology is "social liberalism", which translates as a strong ideological commitment to a free-market economy combined with support for comprehensive social welfare programs. [...]
It has stayed opposed to the Social Democrats [...] but often equally critical towards parties on the right. Over time, this has shifted towards a more clear-cut rightwing role.

Sara said...

Political cat fight! Yea!

Koala Mentala said...

To be honest I don't think the left-right scale is very useful. The Political Compass is a more interesting instrument. We should blog about that, except it would bore people's brains out.

Did you know SUPERBLOG!! started as a political blog? Shit you, I do not.

Moocko said...

Oh yeah, I remember. It was this great, serious political forum, with truly inspiring discussions and information.

Sara said...

That no one gave a shit about.

Smart Mouth said...

Oh great. Thanks a lot Koala. Now I'm blessed with the fucking knowledge that I may as well change my name to... drum roll... Gandhi. They may as well as have said "Dear Smart Mouth - good fuckin' luck."

I KNEW I should have answered that porn question differently.

Koala Mentala said...

I'm in the same area of the chart as you and Gandhi (Libertarian Left) but very close to the Center, and close to Anarchism:

Economic Left/Right: -1.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.69

Smart Mouth said...

Hmmm, I'm feeling slightly ashamed to admit this.

Economic Left/Right: -7.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.82

Koala Mentala said...

Wow, you're a commie.

spidercrazy said...

I took the political compass test and it says I'm in the same spot as Dalai Lama. Fuck, I'm gonna be bald!