I know this cat. It is not my cat. It sits on the mat which is flat. Once it was named Tiger. Not any more. I renamed him because he got so fat. I named him the Pig. Here Piggy, Piggy I use to say. He says meeow or something like that. Mjau perhaps.
(Don't go away now. I'll be right back.)
BUY THIS HUNGRY PET FOOD MAT NOW!!!
BUY THIS CAT NAPPER MAT!!!
Very cozy and comfortable for your feline.
I like cats.
Hey Sammy, I have a suggestion for you. Since people have been crap at commenting the last 24 hours, what do you say I comment on your latest post (this one) and you comment on mine and other people will see that those entries are popular enough to have comments and will then start commenting like hell? Is it a deal?
ReplyDeleteCats are Gods and should be worshipped even in Australia mate!
ReplyDeleteSammy! Stop sucking!
ReplyDeleteMr Asshat! Stop stuttering!
ReplyDeleteYou guys want some commentors? I bet you could draw the gnome cult over here with a few well-placed baits.
ReplyDeleteYou'd probably get a truckload of comments, but nobody else would understand what they meant.