If the words “I, Arnold Schwarzenegger, do solemnly swear…” seem impossible, think again. I recall saying of another actor turned governor of California, “Reagan can’t get elected.” Ever since I was proven wrong in 1980 I have never discounted the possibility of anybody becoming president - any white person, that is.
Arnold Schwarzenegger once told a magazine interviewer about participating in an orgy with other bodybuilders, noting that "everybody jumped on" the woman involved and "took her upstairs where we all got together." The California Republican added that not every muscleman participated in the gang bang, "just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on."
But Arnold could! And that's why he's the next president of the United States.