Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Today's Half-Eaten Chocolate Scan



I scanned this smashed, half-eaten After Eight (an English chocolate mint) just to illustrate a point. The point being: If you scan half-eaten chocolate, your scanner will get all fucking gooey! Sure enough, I was right, and it took me quite a while to clean the scanner. (In fact, it's still a little sticky.)

Now, what do you have to say about that?

110 comments:

  1. Erm... Yummy? =9

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  3. Andie's mints don't leave the scanner such a mess.
    Not that I've tried.
    Because I haven't.
    And I will swear to that in a court of law if I have to.

    What was the question?

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    Wouldn't mind licking your scanner, then;)

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  9. Try scanning a Mars Bar. First squish it with the lid of course...

    *sweeeeet*

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